Turns out the Dancin’ Outlaw won with his lucky dried pig balls and his real nice smellen wife named Ethel May that loved her some black mascara and hair so black it looked blue, she used shoe polish to touch up the roots when the funds got low and stayed at the Red Carpet Inn down yonder with such and such to work for money. She often stayed with a feller that was a Cross eyed Butcher & his cackling hen but her husband didn’t know otherwise, that butcher liked to crack that banjo of his while he would play the fettle , this really played a number on Ethel May cause she was a sucker for cross eyed men, she say it was mysterious how it looked like they eyes was trying to escape from their heads.
TanNeyNey and Mable realized after the restaurant was wheeled off that they would have to sell “Soiled Bloomers” and look for the nearest dump site. After they sold “Soiled Bloomers” they decided to take their experience and join the carnival and become travelin’ carnies and sleep with all the clowns under the mary-go-round. Mable was so happy to relive her whorish days she went to the Dollar General and bought every pair of Dixie Belle drawers she could get her hands on, along with some wax strips, shavers, scissors, Sure deodorant and some band aides to put over her nipples so they didn’t poke through her 1993 silk blouse she wore with her tight rolled jeans. Mable and TanNeyNey set up their brothel/shop in a carnie-issued camper, complete with rooster curtains and green shag carpet they figured they could get a lot of decent clients that only come for the fresh corn dogs and funnel cakes and if they were real lucky, they could sell some of those fancy deep fried oreos along with deep fried turkey legs, which were to die for people’d say. The only customers for awhile were the carnie operators and they paid Mable an TanNeyNey with ride tickets and foot rubs. Sometimes, they’d even get out the pumice stone and saw on Mable’s old dry heels in exchange for one of them deep fried twinkies. Mable felt so darn special walking around with smooth feet that she asked them to fix her “lawn” all nice and neat. One clown said that when he mows his lawn his deck looks bigger. Mable sensing a sexual innuendo got really excited with the love sweats and commenced to dancing around to the sounds of her favorite Polka music CD to get all fired up for Gerald Lee Dean about 5 trailers over. She danced so much that she felt like she got tongue punched in the fart box.
Mable found a way to make a quick buck by making novelty balloon dildo’s, she sold them to all the women that would come dragging their half -dead looking husbands with them to the carnival, on account of Mable figured they needed them one of those balloons pretty bad to lift their spirits up. TanNeyNey even learnt the men how to use beaded necklaces in a creative way when they women wouldn’t put out.