TanNeyNey bought a meth pipe at the Hill Billy cause she had a hot date with Malcolm, which liked her ninja boots. Malcolm liked to ninja folks in the neighborhood especially when he was trying to drum up some bidness on the side selling some a dose neon knee highs. TanNeyNey like to wear dim knee highs wit some lime green spandex shorts and a sparkley sequined tube top dressed up with a mood ring from da quarter machine outside of dee Save-A-Lot discount food store. Malcolm came along ridin dirty to pick up TanNeyNey in his souped up Pintowagon wit puke green dirty shag carpet and some Wal-Mart Chrome covered plastic rims. Malcolm think he the bomb Dig Itty in dat car and whistles at all the girls through that gap in his gold toothed smile that he lost in a fight to win back LaRhonda Sue. LaRhonda Sue & TanNeyNey don’t get along, they be fightin all the time over Malcolm and which one of they babies he the better baby daddy to. One day on the corner of 5th Ave. them two decided they bein played so they ripped out the shag carpet out his car and lost about five pounds each in the back seat floorboards and smeared their toenail fungus on the steering wheel.
TanNeyNey allowed she could use the carpet in the bedroom of her house because she currently had glued down some newspaper for the dogs to piss on cause that’s how they do in in the the trailer lots and just pushes the shit to the corners so they won’t step in them.
She thought the green shag would give the room an outdoors look like she had done seen on HDTV. Sometimes when she’s feeling rich, she’ll stop by the Goodwill store and get a box of them plastic florescent wind chimes, and just duct tape the broken ones. Meanwhile LaRhonda Sue done felt like she got the shaft on the shag carpet and decided to steal the neighbor’s throw rugs off the clothesline along with those real nice granny undies from the Hanes Her Way cause she done greased all her others. LaRhonda Sue had uncontrollable gas pains and sometimes she’d burn out a real good shart especially when she has some two day old burritos that she left in Malcolm’s Pintowagon. Poor LaRhonda Sue couldn’t have no friends over her house because of all the ass grease stains. Plus nobody liked to come over because LaRhonda Sue was famous for pulling out her CD player and singing real loud and off-key to Ice Ice Baby and dancing around the only pole holding the roof up until one day when someone hollered, the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire so baby had back it up cauz TanNeyNey down caught the public housing on fire when she caught the shag carpet on firew with her meth lab which Dwayng sold her the Love Rose crack pipe so now all the folks will have to find public housing with the help of Barrack Obama and VA tax payers dollars and they will throw in some extra money for cigs and beer and some food stamps so they can take them to the swap meet in exchange for some roll on deodorant. Anyhow Dwayng and his chaing gang set up camp under the bridge at Interstate 29 where he met Tommy (aka: too hot for you babe) and Tommy’s cousin John Billy whom liked some beanie weenies and wore dapper dan and hair nets to keep his mullet in tip top shape for the ladies.