Crayg just knowed that TanNeyNey was going to throw a big ol ruckus so he laced all that moonshine with an ass load of Benadryl to soften the blow for TanNeyNey, that and so he it would knock her ass out and he could use the pressure washer to spray all that shit and blue dye off of her from the porto-shitter incident.
It weren’t long til TanNeyNey was sprawled out on that plaskit blow up couch just like a fat ass baby, droolin and farting and snoring like a pack of them Dung Beatles that rolled that Hyena manure in their wee little homesteads and ate it like a family buffet on Sunday afternoon. After TanNeyNey had done passed out Crayg had done seen him a vision of beauty with cotton candy flying all around her head like an angel, her name was Pralene and he noticed her when he was cutting fat ass TanNeyNey out the shitter with the swiss army knife.
Next thing ya know, Crayg was grinning like that time when he was a watchen the Flintstones sucken on one a them push-ups that his momma went and got down there at the Cricket Mall. Pralene had the richest family at the carnie they owned all them food trucks that sell exotic snacks like chocolate covered cheese balls, pickled raspberries, candied frog legs and their most popular is the groundhog balls, they make a killing on them babies.
On special occasions – holidays and such, Pralene’s family will get them a whole mess of Stinky Thigpen’s bar-b-que pickled pigs feet and put them in a combo with a pint of Mables homemade applebutter flavor ‘shine and with some sweet tater chips and some poor boy salad, and for desert she’ll boxem sum o that mayonnaise pie. After the porto-shitter incident the County Health inspector named Randal came and shut the carnie down due to the fact you can’t sell corndogs around piles of shit.
So, Pralene’s family had to pack up the family stationwagon, all the exotic food trailers and head to the WalMart cause they needed some fannie packs to hold the corn dog mix in cause you can’t just leave priceless shit like that laying around – you gotta hide it or the a fat kid called Williewoble will sneak in their stationwagon and take all the corndog sticks and all the special mixens and such. The big ole Carnie family had no idea what their next move would be so they went to seek advice from the smartest person in the family uncle Maynard Eugene Twixby. Uncle Maynard Eugene suggested they take off to Slicklizzard, Ala., cause he heard that they are in desperate need of car lots there, so it was then and there they decided to go to the junk yard to buys some cars and invest in bondo and duct tape and a couple thousand cans of spray paint from the dollar store.